dont-google-yourself: one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die
reblog if you're a "whatever the fuck I feel like...
brokenly: i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101
Teacher: Why did you not study?
Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
friend: why do you have the same song 10 times on your ipod?
me: you don't understand there's the original version, new version, acoustic version, and 7 live performances.
Something tumblr has taught me
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so annoying
canadians: i fucking love maple syrup
birdywillow: people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
What if when we woke up Liam was following us all
wetforlouis: louis called out a restaurant on twitter to over 3 million people because he’s just that bitch
gaywhitesweater: hi i’m harry and i need to tell you something so i’m just going to TONGUE FUCK YOUR EAR